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Aak I’m Going Bald… How Long Do I Need To Marry And Divorce My First Wife?
Posted by adminI just discovered that I’m going bald… my mother who is a hairstylist and has been cutting my hair since I was a boy pointed it out to me… I’m 20 years old… she says my father was showing baldness by the time he was 25…
I’m also fat…
So… do I have enough time to get married and then divorced like everyone else? Or will I be the epitome of an inferior male specimen when its too late…
Get in shape and get some propecia. It will stop the progression of the hair loss pretty good, but once it’s gone it’s pretty much gone so waste no time.
Why would you want to marry if you also want to divorce — you’re a guy so you’d end up paying spousal support. Why do that to yourself?
Some woman like the bald look – they say it makes a guy look sexy !
There are options to baldness: rogaine, toupee and hair weaves. I have a friend who’s been sporting a weave for over 20 years – it looks so natural that no one would know the hair’s not his. But the cost would definitely put a crimp in the monthly spousal support you’d be paying!
Here’s a plan: Shave your head, find a woman who drools over bald guys, marry her, get a hair weave so then she’ll divorce you for sporting hair on your head. When she divorces you ~ no spousal support!
I know this will surprise you, but I have learned in reality that just because something runs in the family that doesn’t mean that it will be the same with you. That’s not necessarily true. It might in some families but not in all families. A good example is my family. Nearly everyone has diabetes, but I don’t have it. I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters. One of my sisters has it. All three of my brothers have it My parents have it. That’s how I know everyone in the family won’t get what someone has. I hope this helped.
It’s good to see someone who is realistic about modern relationships.
Women are more interested in money these days. If you look like a good meal ticket you can achieve your goal of indentured servitude like most modern american males.
Bald is hot, providing you have a good shaped head. Bald and fat…I’m picturing frosty the snow man. You can already consider yourself divorced.
go ahead and shave your head bald so your future wife will know exactly what she is getting,you don’t want to shock her 6years from now !!…..lol !!
You sound like a typical loser.
First of all, Im sure you are asking this question in jest, but….First of all, ditch the gut. Talk to people and find the best gym in town for women. Then DONT go there. bust your *** at a guy gym first. a 20 year old with a gut(I was one so dont get pissed) turns into a 30 year old with high blood pressure, no energy and a penis that doesnt function. Try gettin your groove on then, SHE will be the one leaving not you. After the gut is gone, join the GOOD gym. Dont cut your hair, SHAVE your head and get a tan that a Zambian would be proud of, that is unless your black. Black guys pull off the bald look with ease. Then…you got your game on. fit,tan,bald. This could all be done inside of a year. You then wait for 10 to 15 years while all of the other guys (and girls) suffer through their first mistake. All the while bein “the other man”, HEY! somebody is gonna be doin it. Then you catch the rebounds when the marriages start to fall apart. In this time, you will have bought and paid for a house. Got a shiny red Viper in the drive and havent given up half of what you have worked for. DONT DO THE FIRST MARRIAGE! skip it and wait for the good stuff. Dont forget, lose the gut….even if you go bald, the gut has to go. My first wife left me. We were rich, happy, I too am losing my hair….but I had a gut and my weiner didnt work, his did
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